Remember in CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY when Charlie found the golden ticket and Gene Wilder told him to carefully fold it up into an origami swan and fly it up his ass, and maybe come back later? …YOU WILL! Well Adam finally found his golden ticket, that’s right Adam actually had some good luck [...]

Every old house has it’s own charm and personality, that little something that makes a house a home… Like when you smell a fresh baked apple pie cooling in the window sill or a 25lb dead raccoon under your house? Adam had an unsettling experience when he woke up the other day to a funny-angry [...]

Adam went in this week for his two shots in the ass of thyroid meds and his radioactive pill… Not a good week. The pill will kill any (GOD forbid) remaining cancer cells in Adam’s body, and the thyroid meds were a must since he can’t take his normal meds with this radioactive pill… and [...]

So in traditional Valentines fashion, Adam was an all alone sad bastard… of course. Adam’s family had a surprise birthday for his mother in law on Valentines day, Adams wife didn’t know about the party until two days before. Adam’s wife was guilted into going to the surprise party by her step father, she hadn’t [...]

Now that Adam has gotten his braces off he is so excited to get his front tooth fixed and show off his “Hollywood Smile“! Adam had his front tooth kicked out when he was a just a little boy(I’m sure he deserved it), the dentist saved the tooth somehow but the tooth turned black after [...]

So Adam’s son Jerome has had an ear infection for six months now. Adam has taken Jerome to many doctors that have many different drugs to test on Jerome… like he was their personal little human guinea pig. Poor Jerome has been taking antibiotics for such a long time that his little digestive system has [...]

So it’s almost two years ago when Adam started wearing braces, and now they’re coming off just in time for Thanks Giving! Adam went to the orthodontist yesterday and had his braces removed, thank goodness some good news for once; Adam was so happy about getting his braces removed that he got a rainbow Care [...]

You can almost hear the sounds of coins falling out of Adam’s heart as he try’s to keep it all together, but this sound is hard to hear with an ear infection. Adam’s son Jerome has a bad ear infection that is keeping him up all day and through the night, not good for a [...]

So Adam had his cancer removed from his throat a while ago now and he still needs to go through all the post-op steps. Adam needs to get a special shot in the ass that costs $1600 and he needs two injections spaced three months apart, this will equal to $2200… Adam also needs a [...]

Ever since Adam’s family grew with the addition of their new baby Nina, their son Jerome has been a little jealous. Jerome is not the baby of the house anymore and he has been missing all of mommy’s attention. Adding to Jerome’s frustration it’s that time to start preschool, so now he is getting even [...]