Adam told me about this time in high school when he has hanging out with some friends when he felt the need to aerate his poo hole. The need was great and the desire to entertain his fellow man was even greater. Adam squeezed with a great might and pushed out a loud oderiferous ass gas. Adam said, ” Here it comes”.. then the pain! Adam tore the skin in his butt!!! The pain lasted two weeks he said.

Don’t try this at home!
Remember… Hold it in boys and girls!

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