Poo Poo Avenue
Have you ever been driving home and about 5 minutes away from your house the police pull you over for a suspended licence?, me too… aLl tHe tImE!!!!
Poor Adam…
Adam received a speeding ticket 2 weeks ago for driving 65 MPH in a 35 MPH zone, that’s right IBS… AKA “The Taco Bell butter burrito supreme” with the extra serving of beans!… AKAA “The Poopies”. Adam was just trying to get home as fast as he could and then he seen the flashing blue lights. The police officer pulled Adam over and listened to his reasons for speeding but didn’t really believe Adam’s story even though it was so true you could smell it 
, the officer gave Adam a ticket for big money and said “Have a nice day”. Adam watched the police officer as he followed him home; Adam was so mad but all he wanted to do was empty out, clean up, and change his soiled vic secretes.
Well time went on and Adam put off dealing with the driving school segment of his ticket until 2 days before it was due; Adam found a online ticket school that had an extra service to electronically file his driving class papers for his ticket, Adam didn’t have to bring the proof of his online class downtown or mail it in!… Score 1 for Adam. Adam’s ticket was all paid and the points were taken off his license or so he thought.
A week went by and Adam forgotten all about his ticket until he noticed another set of flashing blue lights behind him, the police again! Adam was pulled over for having a tail light out, no big deal. The police officer went to his car and returned to tell Adam that his license was suspended! Apparently the online driving school didn’t send the proof of the class in and the city suspended his license. The officer made Adam call one of his buddies to drive Adam’s car home for him.
Adam complained to the online driving school and they denied not sending it in. Adam talked to the city, they said they never received it. Adam had to pay the city big $money to get his license back and he was stuck with the points on his license.
Adam should have known this would happen, three weeks prior to all this his son Jerome took a poop on the hood of his car in the backyard; Adam thought to himself then… “This might mean something“.
August 24th, 2008 at 12:20 am
My dad had a specail power that you would’nt want to brag about, unlike xray vision or cloading the thoughts of others,{Jedi mind trick}. But used properly it was a deadly weapon. HIS POWER WAS THE ABILITY TO FART ON COMMAND! So I was nine years old and we were comimng home from Venice, FLA. It was raining and my dad was speeding.
Blue light flashed in the mirror and we stopped. But just befor that happened he told me “we have to find a toilet, I gottss ta go!”. When the blue lights turned on he said under his breath this wont last to long. Window rolled down cop asked for the papers and my dad said
“officer, I gottss ta find a toilet, thats why I speeding.” Cop looked at me and asked “is that true?” I just looked at my dad then the cop and just as I said yes my dad Squeezed out a fart that would make a honest man tell a lie. Turn a gay man straight. Make a whore a house wife. I rolled down my window to excape the gas and started to get wet cuz it was raining. I think that is why I have no sense of smell. Well the cop turned green and said “I catch ya speeding again I’m ah going ta give ya a ticket, have a nice day.” Long live the long hairs!