Well it was the day of Adam’s surgery, he went in at 7am and came out around 10am. The surgery was a success and everything went right as rain, the kind of rain that could drown a full grown man in a flat field in less than 5 minutes.

Adam’s best friend J.R. drove Adam home from the hospital; J.R. traveled across country from Texas to help out Adam’s family on the week of his surgery. When J.R. and Adam got back to the house they saw that the cable company just started installing fiber cable all through the neighborhood. The installation was really loud and vibrated the whole house, just what Adam needs on the day of his surgery… Adam needs to sleep and now he has to listen to this crap! The noise was like a piping hot cup of coffee that you don’t drink but rather you slowly funnel into your ears until you don’t wake up.

J.R. parked his car out front so he could help Adam into his house. J.R. got Adam into the house than went to move his car, J.R. came outside 5 minutes later to witness the cable company drive into the side of his car! J.R. and the cable company truck driver started screaming at each other until the police arrived. The police sided with the cable company and told J.R. that he shouldn’t have parked in the street while the cable company was working. So not only did the cable company get to hit the car, they also got to make noise all day and keep Adam company while he tried to get sleep after his surgery.

Wonderful…!

Ever have “one of those weeks” where everything goes wrong because GOD hates you for some reason (like when you were 8 and you made your mom cry because you lit her wedding dress on fire) and with no explanation even though you just read a good one that might validate GOD’s point here?

Adam had that melancholy look about him when he crawled into work on Monday. I asked Adam if he had a bad weekend… Big smelly understatement!

1. AC:
Adam’s main air conditioner unit broke Friday night and it’s 95 degrees outside right now. Running around after two little kids in a red hot lava lamp house isn’t fun, I’m sure it never gets old hearing “Daddy I’m hot” when you can’t afford to just go out and buy a new $500 air conditioner… Well at least his heart won’t freeze but just slowly melt away in the pain

2. CAR:
Adam’s car broke; the brakes went out, the driver’s side tail light went dead, the starter failed, and the engine sounds like a frog is getting violated by a grizzly bear wearing a hard hat! Adam’s wife needs the car to get the boy to school and to just simply get around town… Adam will need to find some other way for the world to run over his soul this week

3. TEETH:
Adam’s dentist (dominatrix) put some weird medieval wire in his braces that pulls his teeth to the back of his jaw to fix his overbite. Adam’s dentist (S and M Master of the Mouth) told him the pain will decrease in a week… Or so…

4. SURGERY:
Adam had to get surgery on his big toe to get some weird corn thing out; Adam was so nervous about getting surgery that he didn’t poop any corn for a week. The corn in Adam’s toe was some growth that was starting to impede his walking. The surgery was very painful and the cost was even more painful.
Adam was recovering from his surgery when the doctor called and said they found cancer in the growth so Adam will need to go back in and take more tests on his foot… Wonderful!

All in one weekend! … WHY
Poor Adam.

Remember the good old punk days? The leather, the liberty spikes, the OI! OI! oiled up bodies with 37 piercings just in one ear? What do you think a 4 year old would think of the good old punk days?

Adam told me about his weekend and a special trip to the music store that was just wonderful. Adam took his son Jerome to the music store to purchase a new set of guitar strings for his 81 Les Paul, this was Jerome’s first time to the music store so Adam was excited to bring him to his adult candy store.

Adam purchased his strings, then looked around a little and played some different axes. Adam noticed some people come over to hear him play, one person was a young punk rock girl with rainbow liberty spikes, multiple face piercings, a leather bikini top, a leather spray painted jacket, and green lipstick. Adam nervously thought to himself how Jerome has never seen a punk rock person before… what crazy thing will this 4 year old say?

Well of course Jerome noticed the punk rock girl right away, he looked at her like she was a fire breathing 50 foot tall pickled sherbet polka-dotted dinosaur!
Adam watched Jerome as his 4 year old mind crafted just the right thing to say! Jerome passionately inhaled real deep, looked at Adam and yelled out “Daddy look at the Big Boobies!“. The whole store started laughing at Jerome and so did the punk rock girl. Adam was so embarrassed that he didn’t know what to do or what to say! Adam grabbed Jerome and said “We have to go now“.

Adam put Jerome in the car and they started driving home. Adam thought about what Jerome said and just couldn’t help but laugh.

It’s just another wonderful day in the life of Adam Saw. The sun is out, the birds are singing, and the roaches are in your mouth!

Adam woke up today to the sounds of baby screams, bad weather, and a low battery alarm clock that will make him very late to work. Adam gathered his strength – got out of bed, and went to the restroom to put the rubber bands in his braces, brush his teeth, and smell up the house just a little.

Adam started putting the rubber bands in his teeth when he felt an odd sensation of something walking in his mouth, his first and correct reaction was to spit… spit out a ROACH!

Yeah a big ass roach was living in Adam’s bag of rubber bands for his braces… The dentist never told Adam of the risk of extra protein that goes with straight teeth!

Poor Adam!