Wonderfully Weak Weekend :)
Ever have “one of those weeks” where everything goes wrong because GOD hates you for some reason (like when you were 8 and you made your mom cry because you lit her wedding dress on fire) and with no explanation even though you just read a good one that might validate GOD’s point here?
Adam had that melancholy look about him when he crawled into work on Monday. I asked Adam if he had a bad weekend… Big smelly understatement!
1. AC:
Adam’s main air conditioner unit broke Friday night and it’s 95 degrees outside right now. Running around after two little kids in a red hot lava lamp house isn’t fun, I’m sure it never gets old hearing “Daddy I’m hot” when you can’t afford to just go out and buy a new $500 air conditioner… Well at least his heart won’t freeze but just slowly melt away in the pain 
2. CAR:
Adam’s car broke; the brakes went out, the driver’s side tail light went dead, the starter failed, and the engine sounds like a frog is getting violated by a grizzly bear wearing a hard hat! Adam’s wife needs the car to get the boy to school and to just simply get around town… Adam will need to find some other way for the world to run over his soul this week
3. TEETH:
Adam’s dentist (dominatrix) put some weird medieval wire in his braces that pulls his teeth to the back of his jaw to fix his overbite. Adam’s dentist (S and M Master of the Mouth) told him the pain will decrease in a week… Or so…
4. SURGERY:
Adam had to get surgery on his big toe to get some weird corn thing out; Adam was so nervous about getting surgery that he didn’t poop any corn for a week. The corn in Adam’s toe was some growth that was starting to impede his walking. The surgery was very painful and the cost was even more painful.
Adam was recovering from his surgery when the doctor called and said they found cancer in the growth so Adam will need to go back in and take more tests on his foot… Wonderful!
All in one weekend! … WHY
Poor Adam.
