So it’s almost two years ago when Adam started wearing braces, and now they’re coming off just in time for Thanks Giving! Adam went to the orthodontist yesterday and had his braces removed, thank goodness some good news for once; Adam was so happy about getting his braces removed that he got a rainbow Care Bear retainer from his orthodontist to celebrate, this made Adam very very happy.

The first thing Adam did was buy a pornographic amount of Skittles and deep throat the whole bag, a dream that took two years to fulfill and 10 minutes to clean an extra small amount of vomit from a sugar overload.

Well now Adam can enjoy his Thanks Giving with a big mouth full of Turkey and only 2 minutes of brush time as it used to take Adam 10 minutes to clean his teeth between every meal. Adam can now enjoy the feeling of hot cooked flesh up against the naked skin of his teeth… Damn that’s hot!

Big up’s to you Adam, and Happy Thanks Giving to you and your family!

You can almost hear the sounds of coins falling out of Adam’s heart as he try’s to keep it all together, but this sound is hard to hear with an ear infection.

Adam’s son Jerome has a bad ear infection that is keeping him up all day and through the night, not good for a four year old. Adam’s wife brought Jerome to the doctor; they waited 45 minutes in the doctor’s office before the doctor even came into the room. The doctor finally came in and looked in Jerome’s ear and then walked out without saying anything… This angered Adam’s wife greatly. The nurse came in quickly and handed Adam’s wife a prescription to be filled and they were on their way.

Adam’s family was quite surprised when they went to pick up the prescription from the drug store and the price was $300!!!! Adam thought there must be a great mistake and called the doctor’s office. Adam explained to his doctor’s nurse that this couldn’t be right for a child’s ear infection. The nurse said that they would look into it and call Adam right back, so when the nurse didn’t call back after one day had past Adam turned green… ripped off his shirt, and punched a whole through their wall!!! Adam went down to ask what was going on, his son is in pain… Well they explained how they just forgotten about Adam and they already called the drug store yesterday and there is a new prescription waiting there for him. Adam was so mad and beat down at this point that he just turned around and went to the drug store.

Adam was going to pick up the prescription with the relief that everything was fixed… WAS! The drug store told Adam that the doctor prescribed a new drug that was $100 MORE!!! WTF!!! $400!!!!!! AHHHHH.

So at point Adam thought to himself about how the doctor must be at his office, the doctor must be very thirsty with an empty glass of reason and respect for mankind; Adam immediately drove down to the doctors office, turned red, grew five times his size and busted through the office wall and said “OH YEAH”! Adam poured the doctor a full glass of F%%$ YOU and left.

Adam told his story to a good friend who’s father is a doctor, Adam’s friend’s father hooked him up with a normal priced prescription that wasn’t anywhere near the price that the Satan doctor wanted to charge him. It took three days but finally Adam got a break, and Jerome had his medicine.

Poor Adam…