So it’s almost two years ago when Adam started wearing braces, and now they’re coming off just in time for Thanks Giving! Adam went to the orthodontist yesterday and had his braces removed, thank goodness some good news for once; Adam was so happy about getting his braces removed that he got a rainbow Care Bear retainer from his orthodontist to celebrate, this made Adam very very happy.

The first thing Adam did was buy a pornographic amount of Skittles and deep throat the whole bag, a dream that took two years to fulfill and 10 minutes to clean an extra small amount of vomit from a sugar overload.

Well now Adam can enjoy his Thanks Giving with a big mouth full of Turkey and only 2 minutes of brush time as it used to take Adam 10 minutes to clean his teeth between every meal. Adam can now enjoy the feeling of hot cooked flesh up against the naked skin of his teeth… Damn that’s hot!

Big up’s to you Adam, and Happy Thanks Giving to you and your family!

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