So in traditional Valentines fashion, Adam was an all alone sad bastard… of course. Adam’s family had a surprise birthday for his mother in law on Valentines day, Adams wife didn’t know about the party until two days before. Adam’s wife was guilted into going to the surprise party by her step father, she hadn’t seen her mom in so long so she really had to go.

Adams wife took the kids with her to Georgia for the whole weekend. This was going to be the first weekend in 5 years that Adam wasn’t being screamed at ever minute by the fruits of his loins! This would be a great little break for Adam but it was also Valentines day weekend and Adam does have a full range feelings, even though it just seems he can only express “Great Sadness“.

So it seemed that Adam would be all alone all weekend with his drunk smelly sad self and his sick sad dog, but I knew I had to do something… I couldn’t go out and have fun without thinking about Adam drinking alone on Valentines day. We called Adam and got him to come out and have some social drinking with us .

We all had a great time with a bunch of friends and all was well until… Adam went home that night and tried to cook after he had way too much to drink and ended up giving himself food poisoning from an undercooked steak! When his wife came home the next day he just sadly asked her to never leave him alone again

Poor Adam.

Now that Adam has gotten his braces off he is so excited to get his front tooth fixed and show off his “Hollywood Smile“!

Adam had his front tooth kicked out when he was a just a little boy(I’m sure he deserved it), the dentist saved the tooth somehow but the tooth turned black after a few years; Adam hasn’t smiled in a photo since he was eight so he is very excited to smile again .

STEP 1:
The dentist had to shave Adam’s tooth down to a stump in order to have something for the veneer to hold on to. This was VERY unpleasant for Adam but he went through with it, 25 minutes of painful drilling and he was done… At least he’d never have to go through that drilling ever again! The dentist took a mold of the shaved down tooth, put a temporary tooth in place and sent Adam on his way; It will take three weeks for his dentist to get the permanent veneer.

STEP 2:
Three weeks had passed and Adam’s permanent veneer was ready. The dentist took off the temporary tooth and placed on Adam’s veneer… “Oh No!” said the dentist. It turned out that Adam’s shaved down stump was way too dark and you could clearly see it under the veneer… It was like trying to hide a Fabergé egg in a butterfly’s corn hole. Adam had to have the tooth shaved down even more! So they shaved down Adam’s tooth again, 25 minutes of pain and then they took another mold of Adam’s tooth, put on another temporary and sent him on his way; It would be another three weeks until the new veneer was ready… WTF!!!

STEP 3:
Another three weeks went by and Adam was ready to get his new veneer on at last! The dentist reached for his pliers and pulled out Adam’s temporary tooth, “Oh No!” said the dentist!!!!!! The dentist cracked Adam’s shaved down stump of a tooth that was going to hold in his veneer! Adam was farmen pissed!!!! The dentist told Adam that now they will need to pull out the stump and put in a post to hold the veneer. So Adam had the dentist put in the post…Two hours of fun pain!!!! WTF!!!

STEP 4:
Adam needs to wait a month for the dentist to get a veneer to fit the new post. Adam has a temporary tooth in again, maybe next time it will work out… I don’t know what the frank could go wrong next, but I’m sure something will!

Poor Adam….

So Adam’s son Jerome has had an ear infection for six months now. Adam has taken Jerome to many doctors that have many different drugs to test on Jerome… like he was their personal little human guinea pig.

Poor Jerome has been taking antibiotics for such a long time that his little digestive system has gone nuts and he’s been pooping squirrels for two weeks.

Adam had enough and took Jerome off the drugs! Adam began searching like crazy for any kind of cure he could find…

1. They tried voodoo ice cream chicken hearts.
2. Amish Asian fusion mashed potatoes and sushi.
3. Chuck Norris tears(They’re hard to get).

Nothing seemed to work… Until Adam saw an old episode of “The A-Team” last week where believe it or not Mr.T had an ear infection… Hannibal cured with it garlic oil! Adam looked it up and it proved true online so they tried it… and it WORKED! Jerome is cured. A few drops of garlic oil in the ears every night for a week and all is now well!
So it’s official, Garlic oil cures ear infections and the A-Team is still saving the day!