So the equation is “Chocolate + Soda” = Violent vomiting and blindness!

Poor Adam,
Adam doesn’t mix well with certain foods and drinks. Adam told us a story today about one of his first dates with his wife when they were kids; it didn’t start well. Adam and his wife just stopped at a gas station and were in need of cool beverages; his wife got a Fresca and Adam got a Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo was one of Adam’s favorite drinks, WAS!
Adam took a few sips and almost instantly started having violent reactions, vomiting, shaking, poo leakage, and temporary blindness! Glad it wasn’t my car!

What the F was in that Yoo-hoo? Nothing but Yoo-hoo, Adam’s body decided then and there that it wasn’t having Yoo-hoo ever again.

Quick fact: it looks the same going out as in